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Sunday, January 31, 2010
Cosmo's 10 Naughtiest iPad Sex Tips [Multi-touch Experience]
Cosmo's 10 Naughtiest iPad Sex Tips [Multi-touch Experience]
Apple's iPad is supposed to save print media, and Cosmo is a magazine that's just begging to be presented in a vibrating format. Here are some sex tips you can expect to see in the digital pages of the magazine:
10) Play a racing game and crash your car into a tree. When the iPad starts to vibrate, rest his balls on it.
9) Lie naked on the bed with the iPad resting on your belly. When he comes home, tell him he can surf the web on you tonight.
8) How about some role playing? While wearing a black turtleneck and jeans, say you want to introduce him to a 'magical' new product... in your pants.
7) Write him an e-mail explaining exactly what you want to do to him tonight in 64-point font. Everyone on the train knowing how sexy his girlfriend is will get him even hotter!
6) Load a children's alphabet game and hold the iPad so he can see it during oral sex. Tell him to trace whatever letter pops on the screen.
5) Keep ice water on your nightstand. Dip your fingers in it, and flick it on his chest. Then tap the end of the iPad's power cord on his nipples for a sexy shock.
4) Sit facing your man while you're both holding your iPads and tell him to IM what he wants to do to you — no touching allowed. See how long he can resist!
3) Check out the latest issue of Cosmo on the iPad... without using your hands. Seeing you pinch and click with your breasts is sure to make something bigger.
2) Wrap your dirty thong around his iPad in the morning and leave it in his bag. He'll get a big surprise when he takes it out at work!
1) Try to stick it in his butt.
Apple's iPad is supposed to save print media, and Cosmo is a magazine that's just begging to be presented in a vibrating format. Here are some sex tips you can expect to see in the digital pages of the magazine:
10) Play a racing game and crash your car into a tree. When the iPad starts to vibrate, rest his balls on it.
9) Lie naked on the bed with the iPad resting on your belly. When he comes home, tell him he can surf the web on you tonight.
8) How about some role playing? While wearing a black turtleneck and jeans, say you want to introduce him to a 'magical' new product... in your pants.
7) Write him an e-mail explaining exactly what you want to do to him tonight in 64-point font. Everyone on the train knowing how sexy his girlfriend is will get him even hotter!
6) Load a children's alphabet game and hold the iPad so he can see it during oral sex. Tell him to trace whatever letter pops on the screen.
5) Keep ice water on your nightstand. Dip your fingers in it, and flick it on his chest. Then tap the end of the iPad's power cord on his nipples for a sexy shock.
4) Sit facing your man while you're both holding your iPads and tell him to IM what he wants to do to you — no touching allowed. See how long he can resist!
3) Check out the latest issue of Cosmo on the iPad... without using your hands. Seeing you pinch and click with your breasts is sure to make something bigger.
2) Wrap your dirty thong around his iPad in the morning and leave it in his bag. He'll get a big surprise when he takes it out at work!
1) Try to stick it in his butt.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Amazon Holiday Season 2009 facts
* Most remote shipments contained the EMU Australia Toddler Boot and was delivered to Atqasuk, Alaska.
* Amazon customers purchased enough fruit cake to equal the weight of a 1967 Volkswagen Bug.
* Amazon customers bought enough gingerbread house kits that if stacked on top of each other would be as tall as the Sears Tower.
* If all the computers customers purchased this holiday were stacked one on top of the other, they would be more than twice as high as Mt. Everest.
* Amazon customers bought over 50 times more Light Therapy devices this holiday season than there are sunny days in Seattle the entire year.
* For the holiday time period alone, Amazon customers purchased enough shoot-and-share camcorders to supply 50 years' worth of non-stop YouTube watching.
* Amazon customers bought enough Levi's jeans to clothe everyone at the opening ceremony of the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver.
* Amazon customers purchased so many Blu-ray disc players that if you lined them up side to side, they would stretch for more than 27 miles.
* During the 2009 holiday season, Amazon customers bought enough 8 GB iPod touches to play 442 years of continuous music.
* In 2009, Amazon customers purchased enough heart rate monitor watches to put one on the wrist of everyone who finished the New York City marathons in 2008 and 2009.
* Amazon customers purchased enough Frustration-Free Package items to eliminate over 32,000 pounds of frustrating plastic materials, such as plastic clamshells.
* The last One-Day Prime order that was delivered in time for Christmas, was placed on Dec. 23 at 9:17 p.m. Pacific and shipped to Boca Raton, Florida for delivery on Dec. 24. The item was a pair of Yellow Gold 8-8.5mm Freshwater Cultured Pearl Stud Earrings.
* The last Local Express Delivery order that was delivered in time for Christmas, was placed by a Prime member and went to Seattle. It was a Kindle that was ordered at 1:43 p.m. on Christmas Eve and delivered at 4:57 p.m. that evening.
Amazon.com's Hot Holiday Bestsellers (Nov. 15 through Dec. 19, based on units ordered):
* Electronics: Kindle Wireless Reading Device Apple iPod touch 8 GB and Garmin nuvi 260W 4.3-inch GPS
* Toys: Scrabble Slam Cards The Settlers of Catan and Scene It? Twilight Deluxe Edition
* Video Games and Hardware: Wii Fit Plus with Balance Board New Super Mario Bros and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
* Sports & Outdoors: Razor A Kick Scooter Victorinox Swiss Army Champion Plus Pocket Knife and P90X Extreme Home Fitness Workout Program
* DVD: "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" "Star Trek" and "Up"
* Books: "Going Rogue" by Sarah Palin; "The Lost Symbol" by Dan Brown; and "The Help" by Kathryn Stockett
* Music: "I Dreamed A Dream" by Susan Boyle; "My Christmas" by Andrea Bocelli; and "Crazy Love" by Michael Bublé
* Jewelry: Sterling Silver Marcasite & Garnet Glass Heart Pendant 10k White Gold Diamond 3-Stone Heart Pendant and 18k White Gold Round Diamond 4-Prong Stud Earrings
* Watches: Casio Men's Waveceptor Atomic Dual-Time Watch Invicta Men's II Collection Chronograph Stainless Steel Blue Dial Watch and Timex Kids' Camouflage Stretch Band Watch
* Beauty: Sephora Brand Color Play Palette II Santa's Lump of Coal Christmas Soap and Sephora Brand Ultimate Blockbuster
* Home & Garden: Keurig My K-Cup Reusable Coffee Filter Vinturi Essential Wine Aerator and Oster Electric Wine-Bottle Opener
* Clothing & Accessories: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee Levi's Men's 550 Relaxed Fit Jean and Levi's Men's 501 Jean
* Shoes and Handbags: Steve Madden Women's Bonanza Tall Shafted Flat Boot Hunter Original Tall Welly Boot and EMU Australia Women's Hip Boot
* Health & Personal Care: Omron HJ-112 Digital Pocket Pedometer Philips Sonicare Essence 5300 Power Toothbrush and Farouk CHI 1 Inch Ceramic Flat Hairstyling Iron
* Gourmet Food: Bon Appetit Gift Basket Grand Ghirardelli Chocolate Gift Basket and 50's Decade Box Gift Basket
* Home Improvement: Black & Decker MSW100 Ready Wrench Bosch Laser Distance Measuring Device and Joby Gorillatorch Adjustable and Flexible Tripod Flashlight
* Automotive Parts & Accessories: Wagan 12V Heated Seat Cushion 3M Headlight Lens Restoration System and Autel MaxiScan MS300 CAN OBD-II Scan Tool
* Baby: Baby Einstein Takealong Tunes Vulli Sophie the Giraffe Teether and Baby Einstein Bendy Ball
* Software: Microsoft Office Home and Student 2007 Adobe Photoshop Elements 8 and Microsoft Office 2008 for Mac Home & Student Edition
* Grocery: Coffee People Donut Shop K-Cups for Keurig Brewers Coffee People K-Cup Santa's Buzz and Vita Coco 100% Pure Coconut Water
* Wireless: Nokia 5800 XpressMusic Unlocked Phone Plantronics 510 Bluetooth Headset and BlackBerry Bold 9700 Phone (AT & T)
* Amazon customers purchased enough fruit cake to equal the weight of a 1967 Volkswagen Bug.
* Amazon customers bought enough gingerbread house kits that if stacked on top of each other would be as tall as the Sears Tower.
* If all the computers customers purchased this holiday were stacked one on top of the other, they would be more than twice as high as Mt. Everest.
* Amazon customers bought over 50 times more Light Therapy devices this holiday season than there are sunny days in Seattle the entire year.
* For the holiday time period alone, Amazon customers purchased enough shoot-and-share camcorders to supply 50 years' worth of non-stop YouTube watching.
* Amazon customers bought enough Levi's jeans to clothe everyone at the opening ceremony of the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver.
* Amazon customers purchased so many Blu-ray disc players that if you lined them up side to side, they would stretch for more than 27 miles.
* During the 2009 holiday season, Amazon customers bought enough 8 GB iPod touches to play 442 years of continuous music.
* In 2009, Amazon customers purchased enough heart rate monitor watches to put one on the wrist of everyone who finished the New York City marathons in 2008 and 2009.
* Amazon customers purchased enough Frustration-Free Package items to eliminate over 32,000 pounds of frustrating plastic materials, such as plastic clamshells.
* The last One-Day Prime order that was delivered in time for Christmas, was placed on Dec. 23 at 9:17 p.m. Pacific and shipped to Boca Raton, Florida for delivery on Dec. 24. The item was a pair of Yellow Gold 8-8.5mm Freshwater Cultured Pearl Stud Earrings.
* The last Local Express Delivery order that was delivered in time for Christmas, was placed by a Prime member and went to Seattle. It was a Kindle that was ordered at 1:43 p.m. on Christmas Eve and delivered at 4:57 p.m. that evening.
Amazon.com's Hot Holiday Bestsellers (Nov. 15 through Dec. 19, based on units ordered):
* Electronics: Kindle Wireless Reading Device Apple iPod touch 8 GB and Garmin nuvi 260W 4.3-inch GPS
* Toys: Scrabble Slam Cards The Settlers of Catan and Scene It? Twilight Deluxe Edition
* Video Games and Hardware: Wii Fit Plus with Balance Board New Super Mario Bros and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
* Sports & Outdoors: Razor A Kick Scooter Victorinox Swiss Army Champion Plus Pocket Knife and P90X Extreme Home Fitness Workout Program
* DVD: "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" "Star Trek" and "Up"
* Books: "Going Rogue" by Sarah Palin; "The Lost Symbol" by Dan Brown; and "The Help" by Kathryn Stockett
* Music: "I Dreamed A Dream" by Susan Boyle; "My Christmas" by Andrea Bocelli; and "Crazy Love" by Michael Bublé
* Jewelry: Sterling Silver Marcasite & Garnet Glass Heart Pendant 10k White Gold Diamond 3-Stone Heart Pendant and 18k White Gold Round Diamond 4-Prong Stud Earrings
* Watches: Casio Men's Waveceptor Atomic Dual-Time Watch Invicta Men's II Collection Chronograph Stainless Steel Blue Dial Watch and Timex Kids' Camouflage Stretch Band Watch
* Beauty: Sephora Brand Color Play Palette II Santa's Lump of Coal Christmas Soap and Sephora Brand Ultimate Blockbuster
* Home & Garden: Keurig My K-Cup Reusable Coffee Filter Vinturi Essential Wine Aerator and Oster Electric Wine-Bottle Opener
* Clothing & Accessories: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee Levi's Men's 550 Relaxed Fit Jean and Levi's Men's 501 Jean
* Shoes and Handbags: Steve Madden Women's Bonanza Tall Shafted Flat Boot Hunter Original Tall Welly Boot and EMU Australia Women's Hip Boot
* Health & Personal Care: Omron HJ-112 Digital Pocket Pedometer Philips Sonicare Essence 5300 Power Toothbrush and Farouk CHI 1 Inch Ceramic Flat Hairstyling Iron
* Gourmet Food: Bon Appetit Gift Basket Grand Ghirardelli Chocolate Gift Basket and 50's Decade Box Gift Basket
* Home Improvement: Black & Decker MSW100 Ready Wrench Bosch Laser Distance Measuring Device and Joby Gorillatorch Adjustable and Flexible Tripod Flashlight
* Automotive Parts & Accessories: Wagan 12V Heated Seat Cushion 3M Headlight Lens Restoration System and Autel MaxiScan MS300 CAN OBD-II Scan Tool
* Baby: Baby Einstein Takealong Tunes Vulli Sophie the Giraffe Teether and Baby Einstein Bendy Ball
* Software: Microsoft Office Home and Student 2007 Adobe Photoshop Elements 8 and Microsoft Office 2008 for Mac Home & Student Edition
* Grocery: Coffee People Donut Shop K-Cups for Keurig Brewers Coffee People K-Cup Santa's Buzz and Vita Coco 100% Pure Coconut Water
* Wireless: Nokia 5800 XpressMusic Unlocked Phone Plantronics 510 Bluetooth Headset and BlackBerry Bold 9700 Phone (AT & T)
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Sabina Stobrawe: Divorce lift
A typical wedding photo was affixed to door lift doors in a law firm. Unfortunately, every time the doors opened, the couple split up. But help was at hand for everyone in the same position as soon as they stepped into the lift: a sign showed the name of the law firm and which floor the office was on.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Closure Compiler
From Closure Compiler - Google Code:
"What is the Closure Compiler?
The Closure Compiler is a tool for making JavaScript download and run faster. It is a true compiler for JavaScript. Instead of compiling from a source language to machine code, it compiles from JavaScript to better JavaScript. It parses your JavaScript, analyzes it, removes dead code and rewrites and minimizes what's left. It also checks syntax, variable references, and types, and warns about common JavaScript pitfalls.
To help you work with your transformed code, you can also install the Closure Inspector, a tool that makes it easy to use the Firebug JavaScript debugger with the Compiler's output.
The Closure Compiler has also been integrated with Page Speed, which makes it easier to evaluate the performance gains you can get by using the compiler."
"What is the Closure Compiler?
The Closure Compiler is a tool for making JavaScript download and run faster. It is a true compiler for JavaScript. Instead of compiling from a source language to machine code, it compiles from JavaScript to better JavaScript. It parses your JavaScript, analyzes it, removes dead code and rewrites and minimizes what's left. It also checks syntax, variable references, and types, and warns about common JavaScript pitfalls.
To help you work with your transformed code, you can also install the Closure Inspector, a tool that makes it easy to use the Firebug JavaScript debugger with the Compiler's output.
The Closure Compiler has also been integrated with Page Speed, which makes it easier to evaluate the performance gains you can get by using the compiler."
Monday, November 16, 2009
NoSQLs Compared
A good review of the various NoSQLs products for
1) supporting multiple datacenters,
2) the ability to add new machines to a live cluster transparently to the your applications,
3) data model,
4) Query API and
5) Persistence Design.
The systems reviewed are: Cassandra, CouchDB, HBase, MongoDB, Neo4J, Redis, Riak, Scalaris, Tokyo Cabinet and Voldemort.
Article: http://www.rackspacecloud.com/blog/2009/11/09/nosql-ecosystem/#
1) supporting multiple datacenters,
2) the ability to add new machines to a live cluster transparently to the your applications,
3) data model,
4) Query API and
5) Persistence Design.
The systems reviewed are: Cassandra, CouchDB, HBase, MongoDB, Neo4J, Redis, Riak, Scalaris, Tokyo Cabinet and Voldemort.
Article: http://www.rackspacecloud.com/blog/2009/11/09/nosql-ecosystem/#
Friday, November 13, 2009
Funny Facebook Groups (Part 3)
When I was your age, Pluto was a planet
People Who Always Have To Spell Their Names For Other People
I Use my Cell Phone to See in the Dark
I Flip My Pillow Over to Get To The Cold Side
Enough with the Poking, Lets Just Have Sex
If this group reaches 4,294,967,296 it might cause an integer overflow
Fuck Iraq, We have to catch Voldemort
I read the group name, I laugh, I join, I never look at it again.
Honestly, I write "lol" and I’m not Even Laughing
I Will Go Out of My Way To Step On a Leaf That Looks Particularly Crunchy
It wasnt awkward until you said "well, this is awkward". now its awkward.
If I Fail My Exams, Its Facebook’s Fault
People Who Always Have To Spell Their Names For Other People
I Use my Cell Phone to See in the Dark
I Flip My Pillow Over to Get To The Cold Side
Enough with the Poking, Lets Just Have Sex
If this group reaches 4,294,967,296 it might cause an integer overflow
Fuck Iraq, We have to catch Voldemort
I read the group name, I laugh, I join, I never look at it again.
Honestly, I write "lol" and I’m not Even Laughing
I Will Go Out of My Way To Step On a Leaf That Looks Particularly Crunchy
It wasnt awkward until you said "well, this is awkward". now its awkward.
If I Fail My Exams, Its Facebook’s Fault
Funny Facebook Groups (Part 2)
Bollywood gave me unrealistic expectations about desi women
I Thought You Were Hot Until I Clicked on "View More Pictures"
Alcohol Improves my Foreign Language!
I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent To Your Curves!
When I was your age, we had to blow on the video games to make them work...
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
For those who have ever pushed a "pull" door
Geometry can kiss my Angle-Side-Side
If I were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes
I Secretly Want To Punch Slow Walking People In The Back Of The Head
I Thought You Were Hot Until I Clicked on "View More Pictures"
Alcohol Improves my Foreign Language!
I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent To Your Curves!
When I was your age, we had to blow on the video games to make them work...
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
For those who have ever pushed a "pull" door
Geometry can kiss my Angle-Side-Side
If I were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes
I Secretly Want To Punch Slow Walking People In The Back Of The Head
Funny Facebook Groups (Part 1)
Anteater-Mushroom Alliance
Writing Papers Single Spaced First Makes My Double Spaced Result Climactic
Most Replys Inner Scrotum!!!
I Paint My Nails Like a Blind Parkinson's Patient
I Dont care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass.
If You're OCD And You Know It Wash Your Hands!
Dora the Explorer is soo an Illegal Immigrant...
BRB... IM NOT REALLY GOING ANYWHERE, BUT NEITHER IS THIS CONVERSATION
DAMM (drunks against mad mothers)
When I Was Your Age, Shoes Didn't Have Wheels
Worst. Facebook Group. Ever.
it's obvi you're just jeal cause I speak in abrevs so whatev
Writing Papers Single Spaced First Makes My Double Spaced Result Climactic
Most Replys Inner Scrotum!!!
I Paint My Nails Like a Blind Parkinson's Patient
I Dont care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass.
If You're OCD And You Know It Wash Your Hands!
Dora the Explorer is soo an Illegal Immigrant...
BRB... IM NOT REALLY GOING ANYWHERE, BUT NEITHER IS THIS CONVERSATION
DAMM (drunks against mad mothers)
When I Was Your Age, Shoes Didn't Have Wheels
Worst. Facebook Group. Ever.
it's obvi you're just jeal cause I speak in abrevs so whatev
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