When I was your age, Pluto was a planet
People Who Always Have To Spell Their Names For Other People
I Use my Cell Phone to See in the Dark
I Flip My Pillow Over to Get To The Cold Side
Enough with the Poking, Lets Just Have Sex
If this group reaches 4,294,967,296 it might cause an integer overflow
Fuck Iraq, We have to catch Voldemort
I read the group name, I laugh, I join, I never look at it again.
Honestly, I write "lol" and I’m not Even Laughing
I Will Go Out of My Way To Step On a Leaf That Looks Particularly Crunchy
It wasnt awkward until you said "well, this is awkward". now its awkward.
If I Fail My Exams, Its Facebook’s Fault