Bollywood gave me unrealistic expectations about desi women
I Thought You Were Hot Until I Clicked on "View More Pictures"
Alcohol Improves my Foreign Language!
I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent To Your Curves!
When I was your age, we had to blow on the video games to make them work...
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
For those who have ever pushed a "pull" door
Geometry can kiss my Angle-Side-Side
If I were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes
I Secretly Want To Punch Slow Walking People In The Back Of The Head